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Well, did God make me? asks the little girl. Boy, says the little girl, Hes sure doing lot better job these days isnt He?Funny Joke Did God Make You? A little girl is sitting on her grandpas lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. have an idea. the guy says and leaves the room. The blond finishes her lunch and heads back into work, to see her coworker hanging upside down from the ceiling, yelling over and over, Im lightbulb!. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.
they were saying, breath in, breath outA blonde goes into nearby store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesnt serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to shade of red. Sure that clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesnt serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, How in the world do you know am blonde?The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,Thats not TV its microwave!
Yes, He did, and that wasnt too long ago, answers her grandpa. the stylist replied ok. Right to McDonalds they went, where her husband ordered her Happy Meal along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to movie the latest Disney and what fabulous adventure!
He leaned over and lovingly asked, Well, dear, what was it like being six again?One eye opened. Right to McDonalds they went, where her husband ordered her Happy Meal along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to movie the latest Disney and what fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Youll be fired!. Boy, says the little girl, Hes sure doing lot better job these days isnt He?.
she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones. the stylist replied no so the blond left. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China? One day, blond and her male coworker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, I cant take anymore am going home! The blond replies, You cant just up and leave. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. What day!
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