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Full Schedule Threetime Emmy Awardwinner Chris Rock comedian, actor, and host of HBOs acclaimed The Chris Rock Show stars in his fourth solo HBO standup special! This allnew special event will feature Rocks unique, adultsonly take on dozens of social, political and celebrity issues, and will be taped before live audience at DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, RealPlayerChris Rock Never Scared will premiere on HBO at ET.

Full Schedule Threetime Emmy Awardwinner Chris Rock comedian, actor, and host of HBOs acclaimed The Chris Rock Show stars in his fourth solo HBO standup special!

Full Schedule Threetime Emmy Awardwinner Chris Rock comedian, actor, and host of HBOs acclaimed The Chris Rock Show stars in his fourth solo HBO standup special! This allnew special event will feature Rocks unique, adultsonly take on dozens of social, political and celebrity issues, and will be taped before live audience at DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, after the HBO premiere of Head of State starring Chris Rock at ET.
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Shit, could you imagine if the Phillip Morris family was bunch of jhericurled niggers from Mississippi? Do you know how illegal pack of cigarettes would be? You would sixty years just for pack of Newports. To the sweat drip from my balls! You go to clubs, you see girls dance to that shit. Id have fucked the girl Ida fucked her. Youll be like, Oh, that Chris Rock sure is funny, oh! Shit! But its all right cause its all white. Cigarettes! Cigarettes the dangerous product known to man.

Have you ever taken out three hundred dollars at four oclock in the morning, think psychiatrist should pop up on the screen and go, Come on, man, save your money, man. Everywhere you look theres new branch popping up remind you about how much money you dont got. The machine is like, You better go see teller. You ever go to teller and try to take out eight dollars and fifty cents?

The fucking teller looks at it, she look at you, she looks at the check, she dont even take the money out of the drawer, she take it out of her pocket, Here you go, outta here. And heres something, man. Didnt see that stop sign, that stop sign back there? Oh, you mean that octagon thing. Nigger, who taught you octagon?The number one reason is because of our religion. Shit, could you imagine if the Phillip Morris family was bunch of jhericurled niggers from Mississippi? Do you know how illegal pack of cigarettes would be?

My favorite song right is impossible to defend. Then the police come Nigger, what is wrong with you? You could have killed somebody, nigger. For who? Who the fuck is it open for? Have you ever made the mistake of going on double date with the perfect couple? Youre in the middle of your bullshit relationship and you actually sit down with two people that are actually in love. Almost kills somebody. They might catch my ass.Women hate women. Americans worship money, and we all go to the same church, the church of ATM. Its impossible.
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